OH SNAP! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

Yeah, you heard me KENNETH UPSHAW. The site is down because of **YOU** and all the other filthy weiner-biters who clearly weren’t meant to be here.

Too many clicks? Too much traffic? Or maybe, just maybe...

Someone pressed the "DESTROY EVERYTHING" button.

We’re working on it. Probably. Or we're just watching Ace Ventura reruns.

TRY AGAIN, LOSER

Or don’t. It’s your life. But if you wanna fight about it, go yell at your neighbor.